Today, while she was at work, I cleaned the house, i.e. vaccumed carpeting and mopped and cleaned the bathrooms. Okay, it was my day off as well. It all looked pretty good to me.
Two minutes ago she told me, "I just had to redo the master bath because you didn't do a good job."
I said, "Okay, you work outside the house eight hours a day. I work here. I'm done. You don't like the way I do it, it doesn't bother me. I'm a 'guy.' It takes a lot for me to reach your OCD and unappreciative condition. Do it yourself. I'm done.